Post No. 1: Chocolate Commercials

Ever notice chocolate commercials are kinda directed at women? I guess it makes sense. Everyone likes chocolate, but women tend to like it more for some reason. But the commercials are downright creepy sometimes.

They show some woman (pictured above) about to bite into a piece of chocolate, and then it's all like:

toes curling in my face, and I'm all like:

Alright, Ghirardelli. Are you saying your 99 percent cacao Choco-Dream Sexplosion chocolate bar has the ability to make people orgasm?

And, to make matters worse, right after the 'orgasm' scene, these commercials almost always show melty, gooey chocolate flying through the air in slow motion in front of a deep red velvet background.

Let's review: according to Hershey's Sex Conglomerate, you 1) eat chocolate, 2) reach climax, and 3) chocolate goes everywhere.

So, what would a chocolate commercial directed at a man look like? Probably about the same.